anybody missing clarkson and the dippy hamster

[notb665]

Next to trucks overtaking each other going up hill,

Do you know why they do that? (I suspect what you mean is overtaking each other very slowly).

because they have about 3 times as many gears as you and are shifting a lot more weight. if they lose momentum ass they go up hill it causes all sorts of problems for them, which is why they let each other out

Yes so they will lose time. After all, they have to race each other to dump all the female hitchhikers they have killed and rolled up in bits of carpet then put in the back of their lorry along with their boxes and boxes of gentleman's specialist interest magazines for those long lonely nights in laybys and service station lorry parks.

 

[JohnD]

They read Practical Caravanning?

 

[vokera80e]

FREEDOM

 

[billyo]

notb665, you seem to know a lot about woman killing, we just drive lorrys and pull caravans, you should get one yourself and chill out, but dont join our club, we like our women hot, not rolled up in carpet and left by the side of the road. keep taking the tables and take a chill pill you'll soon calm down, Dr. Jeckell or is it Hyde, remember a man in a caravan is not homeless he's happy

 

[Spark123]

remember a man in a caravan is not homeless he's happy

It's just everyone else on the road which he upsets then
http://www.bbc.co.uk/topgear/clips.shtml?61
Link doesn't work very well, was trying to link to mucking about and top gear goes caravanning.

 

[billyo]

live your life in the smooth lane get a motor home if you dont like caravans but most of them cost the earth and do a little over 20 m.p.g.
no matter what there manufacture say.caravans no tax. no mot,no bother.
great fun but it may keep some of you guys ot the forum at week-ends

 

[Spark123]

Or buy a tent and throw it in the boot of the car
Doesn't take up as much room as a caravan
Doesn't have to be road legal
Doesn't need tyres
Doesn't slow the car down
Doesn't cause mpg to fall through the floor
Doesn't upset every motorist this side of the pennines.................

 

[billyo]

Spark123 used to have a tent got pi## wet through trying to put it up in the wind and rain so got a caravan warm and snug as a bug in a rug i dont think we will win you over , anyway happy holidays

 

[billyo]

what about that for a win, ride like the wind

 

[Spark123]

What has a motorcyclist got to do with caravanning
I gotta say although there are a lot of good and safe motorcyclists on the road, there's a few examples around here which leave a lot to be desired. One passed me on Friday morning, I was doing 60, must have been doing almost a ton. On the bank holiday weekend last April there were 2 motorcyclists killed and 4 injured on the roads in Cumbria.

 

[billyo]

you put your moto bike in the back of the van, thats pulling your cara van so you can pis# off all the sunday drivers & walkers theres no end of clarkson people you can upset, on a bike or in a caravan plus if you can slow down a few boy racers and b.mw. man life could'nt get better

 

[Spark123]

You're not also a farmer who takes his herd for a 2 mile walk down the only main road are you?