Are you not entertained?

[^woody^]

"Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"

Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus, commander of the Armies of the UK, General of the Conservative Legions, loyal servant to the true Queen. Father to Brexit, husband to Covid vaccination. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Justin Passing]

I knew he was a bloke who went back to his fields after a bit of emperor-ing, but there was an expert on R4 this morning. Apparently he was an extreme right winger who despised poor people.
Not as bad as Boris though, he'd obviously heard of poor people.

 

[Tigercubrider]

He came out of retirement and killed thousands

 

[Harry Bloomfield]

On an entirely different level to our Boris.

 

[conny]

He came out of retirement and killed thousands

Boris?
Crikey, he's only been gone a few hours! Talk about the 'come-back kid'!

 

[ellal]

Boris?
Crikey, he's only been gone a few hours! Talk about the 'come-back kid'

He's just gone off to see how his disciple does with the mess he's left...

 

[JohnD]

On an entirely different level to our Boris.

He said loyal servant to the Queen

Not "lied to the nation, to Parliament, and to the Queen."

 

[Notch7]

Johnson: the emperors new clothes.

 

[IT Minion]

Point of order, the Conservative legions are 172,000 strong and are getting on since they were actually born on average during the reign of Augustus.

Their ability to march is much more limited by the need for Zimmer frames and storming barricades has been replaced by a real risk of breaking a hip when crossing potholes.

 

[^woody^]

I hope Hadrian Construction still gets the wall building contract in Kent

 

[Pat ex]

I hope Hadrian Construction still gets the wall building contract in Kent

And the Canute Construction are getting the contract to avoid the rising sea levels.

 

[Harry Bloomfield]

I hope Hadrian Construction still gets the wall building contract in Kent

What's wrong with Antonine Construction?

 

[^woody^]

What's wrong with Antonine Construction?

Hmmm, more of a groundworker by all accounts. He can have the landscaping contract, just to keep the Picts happy

 

[^woody^]

Update

Boris. Boris. Boris. Boris

Majority of Tory party members want Liz Truss to resign now - as Boris Johnson tops list to replace PM

Tory party members were responsible for voting for Liz Truss over Rishi Sunak this summer but after the economic turmoil that has haunted most of her brief premiership they are thinking again.

news.sky.com

 

[JohnD]

We've seen how "good" the Tory Party members are, at choosing a competent and trustworthy leader.

Their "favourite" should not be touched with a bargepole