Back on the tools.

[Softus]

oi 'ad dat Simon Cowell in the back o' me cab vee uvver day - luvvly bloke he was - shorter van I fought.

phwoarr look at vat! Look aaht luv - if yer skirt wuz any shorter it'd be a fackin' belt!

vose fackin' polish eh? What's all vat abaaaht?

 

[megawatt]

You're in fine form this morning

 

[Agile]

According to the black cab drivers I speak to when fixing their boilers, if you dont mind doing the hours then you can have takings of up to £2000 per week. They always give the plumber a tip too!

You are unlikely to get any way near that in plumbing!

But the two jobs are totally compatible, plumbing when you have a job and black cab when you dont!

Tony

 

[Softus]

You are unlikely to get any way near that in plumbing!

Nonsense. Unless you have an odd definition of the word "takings".