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imamartian
...in your dreams!........we aint going anywhere near your "plank" or "yard arm"!!!!
we? whats with we? are you women a gang now?
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BE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE (joke)
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we? whats with we? are you women a gang now?
I've got a flag pole!
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diane1
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imamartian
but an unusually small flag!!!!
that TV programme dates you, i bet some will have no idea
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Mickymoody
Man and Woman on their honeymoon, Man says to new wife, here love, as a kink, why don't you try my trousers on?
She puts his trousers on easily, he says right Now take them off, that's the first and last time you wear the trousers in this relationship.
So, quickly thinking, she says to him; Here, as a kink, put my knickers on, he vainly attempts to pull the knickers over his thighs, and eventually gives up, she looks at him, and says; And with an attitude like that, that's the first and last time you will try to get in my knickers. Now Goodnight, the settee is over there!
She puts his trousers on easily, he says right Now take them off, that's the first and last time you wear the trousers in this relationship.
So, quickly thinking, she says to him; Here, as a kink, put my knickers on, he vainly attempts to pull the knickers over his thighs, and eventually gives up, she looks at him, and says; And with an attitude like that, that's the first and last time you will try to get in my knickers. Now Goodnight, the settee is over there!
