Bend it like Beckham

[Bod ...]

My Dad used to tell me from a young age, "Believe nothing that you hear and only half of what you see". He wasn’t wrong.

Don't believe you!

 

[Odds]

Lol. West Ham and the Elephant and Castle are miles apart and not even on the same side of the river!

Shows what i know about London. I'd easily get lost, whatever side of the river i'm on.
Can find my way around our woodland in the dark, mind you.