Birds in the garden target the bread

[Ihavenojob]

innocent crusts of bread in my garden were mercilessly pecked to pieces by birds.

 

[longdogs]

innocent crusts of bread in my garden were mercilessly pecked to pieces by birds.

The simple answer is to ban all worms in the garden. If a blackbird fancies a worm, they have to telephone you first.

 

[Whitespirit66]

If a blackbird fancies a worm,

RACIST!

 

[conny]

Its not racist if the blackbird writes his request on a blackboard with white chalk though.

 

[JBR]

Oh no! He said bl*ckboard.

 

[Whitespirit66]

Fetch me my smelling salts!

 

[conny]

Oh no! He said bl*ckboard.

I can't spell, 'Visual Information Display Equipment'.

 

[KenGMac]

why not just text a request

 

[handyjack]

Oh no! He said bl*ckboard.

I can't spell, 'Visual Information Display Equipment'.

Also known as a white board.

 

[JBR]

Oh no! He said bl*ckboard.

I can't spell, 'Visual Information Display Equipment'.

Also known as a white board.

Ah, thank you. Much more acceptable.

Or are you suggesting that whiteboards are in some way superior to blackboards?

 

[jockscott]

Also known as a white board.

Unless your from Jamaica,,,, then it's a "White Honkey board"