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Blonde jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes Archive' started by htgeng, 3 Dec 2010.

  1. htgeng

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    What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

    ...You can only fit 3 ******** in a bowling ball.
     
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    A blonde gets a job as a labourer on a building site..
    first day she asks the forman what to do, he points to the corner where there are 2 brand new shovels and says "take your pick".....
    Poor lass nearly had a breakdown..
     
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    Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

    Because it said concentrate on the bottle.
     
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