Call Centre joke

[RNReindeer]

I had a call from the call centre yesterday.
The guy said he was Elvis Presley and I'd won a prize.
I could choose between £1000 or tickets to X-Factor.
I said "wowee, how do I choose?"

He said, " dial one for the money, two for the show......"

 

[longdogs]

I've been away for a few days and have returned to find that you DO have a sense of humour.

 

[footprints]

So he is no longer working in the chip shop then?

 

[longdogs]

'Hello, can I speak to Elvis please, to claim my prize'

'I'm sorry sir, he has left the building'