Oh no. It gets even worse. I've just had a closer look at how the pipe emerges from the house.
Our tiled kitchen floor and the patio are at the same height to make it look like the kitchen floor just carries on outside through the sliding doors. The builder seems to have routed a speedfit pipe under the kitchen floor, then somehow out through the wall below floor level, and then it pops up just outside. I.e. the speedfit pipe comes up through the floor outside. It's actually hidden behind some cladding.
In this picture, the OSB is where the cladding goes. You can see the speedfit pipe coming out to the left where the bulider has just jimmied the bottom osb panel.
I managed to slide my phone in to get a photo looking directly down behind the OSB. This picture shows the speedfit coming out of the floor at the bottom of the cladding.
So now I have at least three problems:
1) How on earth do I route that speedfit out from behind the cladding?
2) Even if I do route it out, how am I ever going to be able to drain it sufficiently? because it emerges at floor level and I can't drain lower than that.
3) There's a concealed join somewhere because it's copper under the sink in the house where the pipe disappears under the floor, and it's speedfit when it emerges on the outside. Isn't that a recipe for disaster?