the other day i went to a cake shop and bought a cake,then i went home and ate it.the other day i saw a person on a bike cycling down the road,the thing was he was not on the cycle path that had just been made for cyclists such as him which cost the tax payer money,when i pointed this out to him he started to say very nasty F words at me and made me upset but then he was run over by a lorry which we both found hilarious and we could'nt stop laughing,just goes to show that funny things happen when you least expect them.the other day i was on my roof replacing tiles and trying to balance on one leg with no safety equipment in a gale force wind,my wife shouted "if you're not careful you'll kill yourself".got the job done and went inside for a cuppa,just then there was a loud crash and a plane had crashed into the kitchen and i was pinned to the floor under hundreds of bricks and woke up in hospital having had all my limbs amputated but when i told the wife that i had'nt killed myself we both laughed,just goes to show you that funny things happen all the time.
btw.i've learned to type with my tongue.
btw.i've learned to type with my tongue.
