Caption Competition #57

[ninebob]

 

[ninebob]

And I'm going to go first:

"Well we've got all the concrete evidence we need for this case!"

 

[ban-all-sheds]

Police driver mortarfied by stupid mistake.

 

[Gary_M]

Police on trail of 'concrete thief' have nothing solid to go on.

 

[securespark]

"He told me it was quick-drying cement..."

 

[masona]

"Blimey, these brakes are good"

 

[Gary_M]

After much deliberation, the bloke from the RAC could still not pinpoint the reason why the car would not move.

 

[Gary_M]

Officer, "Sergeant, I think we are looking for some hardened criminals"

or

diynot.com builders get comeback on Mod

or

Police Officer gives serious consideration as to whether she should have had that extra doughnut.

 

[masona]

"We must find out which member of the Diynot forum gave out the wrong advice on concrete ratio mixes"

I hope it wasn't me

 

[ban-all-sheds]

Police Officer gives serious consideration as to whether she should have had that extra doughnut.

Her male partner says "when I said I fancied some hardcore action, this wasn't what I meant"