Caption competition

[ban-all-sheds]

 

[Gary_M]

"Wimbledon impose tough new searches for attendees"

or

"I told you to check the ROYAL Box" !!!

or

"Illegal immigrants use new tactics to avoid detection. Home office one step ahead"

or

"Oooo, that tickles my fancy"

or

"Vice Squad find large crack stash"

or

"Human bowling ball injured in freak accident"

 

[toffee]

DIYnot 'laydee' detectors at work......

 

[Gary_M]

DIYnot 'laydee' detectors at work......

 

[toffee]

New Home Office approved technique when negotiation fails..... drag em out by the short and curlies!!!!

 

[jbonding]

"does this tickle?"





"or this?"





"yes, she's definetly bald, let her in"

 

[toffee]

is this age related?

 

[Gary_M]

One officer to the other, "Yeah, I lost my watch last night just after me and the missus here had dinner"

 

[gasmarkone]

I fail to see what's so funny, they're only trying to give her a hand.

Wot?

Mark

Milk,no sugar ta.

 

[masona]

The moderators arrested Slogger

 

[jbonding]

is this age related?

NO, it doesnt matter what age you are as long as your bald you can come in

 

[AdamW]

"Grab my hand, we'll soon have you out of there!"

Am I the only one who thinks the lady in the pink hat and dark glasses behind her looks a bit suspect?

 

[kendor]

Picture goes missing in forum caption competition, moderators and contributors baffled??

 

[David E]

Officer A: Hey, she's hiding a squirrell up here!!

Officer B: Be careful it doesn't bite.

 

[gcol]

Come on Dave, you said it was easy to get the cap of a Budweiser that way!