Code 5 lead flashings for roof valley

[Roofer]

New lead regularly coated with patination oil, will have an extended life.

That's what you said

Still wrong

 

[Xenon]

Still wrong

No, its not, be educated, there's a good lad

 

[Roofer]

It's been a long time since I was called lad but I seem to remember that it was by another opinionated prig who couldn't admit he was wrong

 

[Xenon]

Ok, let me explain, listen carefully.

What happens to lead over the course of time? it corrodes yes?

How do you halt corrosion of a metal? You stop the corrosion getting a hold in the first place......now, do you want me to fill in the rest, or are you working it out yet

Regular applications of an anti corrosive halts corrosion......are we agreed

Good, now off you go

 

[Roofer]

What happens to lead over the course of time? it corrodes yes?

No, lead doesn't corrode

 

[noseall]

Ok, let me explain, listen carefully.

What happens to lead over the course of time? it corrodes yes?

How do you halt corrosion of a metal? You stop the corrosion getting a hold in the first place......now, do you want me to fill in the rest, or are you working it out yet

Regular applications of an anti corrosive halts corrosion......are we agreed

Good, now off you go

oh dear.