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This is just an rant about Screwfix.
So today, Christmas eve, the mother-in-law's toilet water inlet fails and she's got people staying tomorrow who will want to do turds in the upstairs bathroom toilet. No worries I thought, I'll pop off down to Screwfix 2 miles down the road and get a new part. Before I left I checked out the cistern (concealed with no top access), isolated it, emptied it, removed it from the cupboard/enclosure, and saw the state of the flush valve I thought I'll replace that too while I'm at it. Got back from Screwfix, fitted the new flush valve and water inlet, but found the cistern flush pipe is too big for the new flush valve. Off back to Screwfix, to get a new flush pipe, Screwfix did have one the correct diameter but it came with no seals or fittings. When I asked the boy on the till for the seal and fittings he had no idea what I talking about and couldn't find it on their system either, so I gave him the flush pipe back as it's useless without the fittings.
Drove 10 miles to Taunton B&Q, described what I needed to the lady on the till (couldn't find anyone else), she said wait here and I'll go and look, she came back with the correct size flush pipe and a flush pipe coupler kit, nice lady. Went back to mother-in-law's, toilet fixed.
Having a glass of wine now. Just looked up the fittings I bought in B&Q, and the Screwfix I'd been to earlier had 9 in stock!!!
So today, Christmas eve, the mother-in-law's toilet water inlet fails and she's got people staying tomorrow who will want to do turds in the upstairs bathroom toilet. No worries I thought, I'll pop off down to Screwfix 2 miles down the road and get a new part. Before I left I checked out the cistern (concealed with no top access), isolated it, emptied it, removed it from the cupboard/enclosure, and saw the state of the flush valve I thought I'll replace that too while I'm at it. Got back from Screwfix, fitted the new flush valve and water inlet, but found the cistern flush pipe is too big for the new flush valve. Off back to Screwfix, to get a new flush pipe, Screwfix did have one the correct diameter but it came with no seals or fittings. When I asked the boy on the till for the seal and fittings he had no idea what I talking about and couldn't find it on their system either, so I gave him the flush pipe back as it's useless without the fittings.
Drove 10 miles to Taunton B&Q, described what I needed to the lady on the till (couldn't find anyone else), she said wait here and I'll go and look, she came back with the correct size flush pipe and a flush pipe coupler kit, nice lady. Went back to mother-in-law's, toilet fixed.
Having a glass of wine now. Just looked up the fittings I bought in B&Q, and the Screwfix I'd been to earlier had 9 in stock!!!