> > Confucius did NOT say...
> >
> > Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
>
> >
> > Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
>
> >
> > Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
>
> >
> > Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
> >
> >
> > Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
>
> >
> > Man who runs in front of car gets tyred, man who runs behind car gets
> > exhausted.
> >
> >
> > Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
> >
> >>
> > War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
> >
>
> > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
> >
> >>
> > It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
> >
> >
> > Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
> >
> >
> > Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
> >
> >
> > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
> >
> >
> > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
> >
> >
> > Finally, Confucius DID say...
> >
> >
> > "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
> >
> > Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
>
> >
> > Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
>
> >
> > Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
>
> >
> > Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
> >
> >
> > Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
>
> >
> > Man who runs in front of car gets tyred, man who runs behind car gets
> > exhausted.
> >
> >
> > Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
> >
> >>
> > War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
> >
>
> > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
> >
> >>
> > It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
> >
> >
> > Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
> >
> >
> > Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
> >
> >
> > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
> >
> >
> > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
> >
> >
> > Finally, Confucius DID say...
> >
> >
> > "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
