BOB,S PROVERBS.

[BOB D.O.L.E]

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.

One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him.

A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.

If you want pretty nurse, you must be patient.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

 

[gcol]

One of your better posts Bub.

 

[noseall]

never eat yellow snow.

 

[corgiman]

Very Wise bob

Are you feeling ok as I am all worried now

 

[noseall]

quite profound i thought.

 

[Deluks]

Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.

Man who fish in other mans pond, catch only crabs.

Woman who put husband in doghouse, will soon find him in cat house.

Passionate kiss like spider's web, will lead to undoing of fly.

It good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy, to park meat in girl.

Girl who sits in lap of jockey get hot tip.

Girl who sits in lap of Judge, get honorable discharge.

Man who puts member into peanut butter is fu&&ing nuts!

 

[pjholybloke]

Man with hand in pocket feeling cocky

Man with both hands in pockets feeling too cocky

 

[davieboy]

Man who go through airport turnstyle sideways going to bangkok.

 

[techwondo]

Man who does trousers up too fast sings zipady-doo-dar.

 

[Softus]

My wife doesn't like my beef casserole any more - her new favourite is my tongue in cider.

 

[JohnD]

Is her name Samantha, Ned?

 

[Softus]

Well spotted John.

 

[Bahco]

Is her name Samantha, Ned?

Sorry but you will have to explain that one

 

[JohnD]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/main....co.uk/radio/aod/radio4_aod.shtml?radio4/clue

Samantha is the name of the floosie programme researcher who also operates the song round.

 

[Softus]

I don't think anyone will decrypt your rather obscure clues, John.