Damn!

[joe-90]

My girlfriend is coming over at Seven O'clock - and I've just realised that she'll clash with Doctor Who.

What do I do?


Do I turn off Doctor Who with the fat lipped Billie Pipe(stroke)er.

Ot tell her to go home?



joe

 

[markie]

Well... have you dumped her to night or not. ?

 

[empip]

Shock 'n awe Joe, shock 'n awe ...

 

[Steve]

why has joe got a girlfriend? I haven't! life's so unfair!

peter kay's character was wonderful! brilliant humour, and the accent was spot on

Billie Piper still as nice as ever. I've fancied her since she was 16!

 

[jbonding]

My girlfriend is coming over at Seven O'clock - and I've just realised that she'll clash with Doctor Who.

What do I do?

Do I turn off Doctor Who with the fat lipped Billie Pipe(stroke)er.

Ot tell her to go home?



joe

Put her back in the draw and blow her up later

 

[noodlz]

My girlfriend is coming over at Seven O'clock - and I've just realised that she'll clash with Doctor Who.

What do I do?


Do I turn off Doctor Who with the fat lipped Billie Pipe(stroke)er.

Ot tell her to go home?



joe

Put her out to graze in the back lawn while it's on

2 legs good, 4 legs baaaaaaad

 

[markie]

My girlfriend is coming over at Seven O'clock - and I've just realised that she'll clash with Doctor Who.

What do I do?

Do I turn off Doctor Who with the fat lipped Billie Pipe(stroke)er.

Ot tell her to go home?



joe

Put her back in the draw and blow her up later

 

[joe-90]

Crisis averted. I've got her to agree to come round at eight instead.

Billie Piper has lips that would suck the chrome off a bumper bar.



joe

 

[Steve]

Billie Piper has lips that would suck the chrome off a bumper bar.

and???? soo?????

 

[securespark]

Any ordinary person would sit down to watch a TV programme with their g/f.

Oh sorry, Joe, I forgot. You don't want her to know you sit in front of Billie Piper tugging your todger like it's saving your life...

 

[jbonding]

Crisis averted. I've got her to agree to come round at eight instead.
Billie Piper has lips that would suck the chrome off a bumper bar.



joe

Did she do a swap with guy who booked between 8 and 9
Obviously he wasnt watching the doc.

 

[jbonding]

My girlfriend is coming over at Seven O'clock - and I've just realised that she'll clash with Doctor Who.

What do I do?


Do I turn off Doctor Who with the fat lipped Billie Pipe(stroke)er.

Ot tell her to go home?



joe

why what time was you expecting him

 

[securespark]

"Oooh Doctor, your cyclic modulator is pressing hard against my heat-sink...."

 

[poshman]

Crisis averted. I've got her to agree to come round at eight instead.

Billie Piper has lips that would suck the chrome off a bumper bar.



joe

damn.. and i could have sold you a betamax video recorder