Don't forget!

[mildmanneredjanitor]

 

[jasy]

Brilliant!

 

[AdamW]

Roses are red,
They don't smell of s**t.
This card cost as much,
As I think you're fit.

 

[AdamW]

Oh, here's a little tip for any of you who like to wind up your friends... send an anonymous (of course!) Valentine's card to their girlfriend/wife. Oh the look on their face when she says "You're cheeky, sending me two cards!"

Of course, they seldom see the funny side if they forgot Took a team of surgeons 8 hours to remove that box of Ferrero Rocher from my a**e.

 

[TexMex]

I'll bet the ASDA Smart price ones are cheaper and better quality. Call me unromantic but I find the whole idea of telling someone, "I love you so much that I gave someone else a lot of money for some packaging with no contents" a bit bonkers.

I think I'll get the wife a service manual for a 1.5 Ton mini digger. That way, she'll appreciate her birthday present even more this year.

 

[AdamW]

Yes, but the whole point of it is that you DON'T let them know it is from you. OK, so it is pretty obvious it was you, but making it so they can't prove it is half the fun. I used to get my mates to write the cards for me, so she couldn't guess the handwriting.

Then you have all the fun extras, like a few strategically-placed roses so they have little reminders throughout the day. Either that or they reverse out without looking and get halfway to work before they realise there's a so**ing rose under their back windscreen wiper!

To a girl, such attention is as nice to them as it would be to you, if she were to make an announcement in a national newspaper that you are hung like a donkey.

 

[ninebob]

Might have to get beth one of those, everyone thinks she's my wife anyway...

 

[AdamW]

Which mini digger is it by the way?

 

[AdamW]

Might have to get beth one of those, everyone thinks she's my wife anyway...

Interestingly enough, I have a friend that most people thought was my boyfriend ( ), so much so that a girlfriend even accused me of cheating on her with him.

 

[TexMex]

Which mini digger is it by the way?

I've been considering this one. I thought it might make an interesting project for her. I'm sure she could do with a hobby. Since her birthday present is now overdue (it was January 16th), I need to get her something quite big to make up for it.

 

[mildmanneredjanitor]

Yes, but the whole point of it is that you DON'T let them know it is from you. OK, so it is pretty obvious it was you, but making it so they can't prove it is half the fun. I used to get my mates to write the cards for me, so she couldn't guess the handwriting.

Then you have all the fun extras, like a few strategically-placed roses so they have little reminders throughout the day. Either that or they reverse out without looking and get halfway to work before they realise there's a so**ing rose under their back windscreen wiper!

To a girl, such attention is as nice to them as it would be to you, if she were to make an announcement in a national newspaper that you are hung like a donkey.

Sound advice from Adam - Who has been single so long his virginity came back!!!

 

[TexMex]

Now come clean Adam, you added the word "hung" yourself didn't you? I never saw it in my copy. You old j*zz bag you

 

[AdamW]

Sound advice from Adam - Who has been single so long his virginity came back!!!

It's not from lack of offers I can tell you... I've offered it to pretty much every girl I know. Here's a tip: always keep your mouth open when offering yourself to a girl in a bar, you might get a free drink

Anyway, I'll have you know that this very evening I was asked out by a girl, for Valentine's day, a lawyer no less. I had to turn it down though, cos she has all the personality of a 4lb lump hammer, and is about as pleasant as having the former used to tenderise one's face. Is it shallow to want a girl with a personality?

MMJ, still got that school uniform and wig? I'm gonna print that mighty perrrty picture out and hang it on my cell wall. Squeal boy, it's Valentine's!

 

[mildmanneredjanitor]

MMJ, still got that school uniform and wig? I'm gonna print that mighty perrrty picture out and hang it on my cell wall. Squeal boy, it's Valentine's!

I'm not the blonde one, I was the red head! The blonde ones always get all the attention...

 

[planenut]

Great card MMJ, I can make it cheaper, that's given me a great idea, I can paste one of their plastic bags on a piece of card, I seem to have several spares around.