Dutch Joke
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The great Ronnie Hilton sang this one..1950's i think..
A Windmill In Old Amsterdam
A mouse lived in a windmill in old Amsterdam
A windmill with a mouse in and he wasn't grousin'
He sang every morning, "How lucky I am,
Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"
Chorus:
I saw a mouse!
Where?
There on the stair!
Where on the stair?
Right there!
A little mouse with clogs on
Well I declare!
Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair
Oh yeah
This mouse he got lonesome, he took him a wife
A windmill with mice in, it's hardly surprisin'
She sang every morning, "How lucky I am,
Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"
Chorus
First they had triplets and then they had quins
A windmill with quins in, and triplets and twins in
They sang every morning, "How lucky we are
Living in a windmill in Amsterdam, ya!"
Chorus
The daughters got married and so did the sons
The windmill had christ'nin's when no one was list'nin'
They all sang in chorus, "How lucky we am
Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"
Chorus
A mouse lived in a windmill, so snug and so nice
There's nobody there now but a whole lot of mice.
A Windmill In Old Amsterdam
A mouse lived in a windmill in old Amsterdam
A windmill with a mouse in and he wasn't grousin'
He sang every morning, "How lucky I am,
Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"
Chorus:
I saw a mouse!
Where?
There on the stair!
Where on the stair?
Right there!
A little mouse with clogs on
Well I declare!
Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair
Oh yeah
This mouse he got lonesome, he took him a wife
A windmill with mice in, it's hardly surprisin'
She sang every morning, "How lucky I am,
Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"
Chorus
First they had triplets and then they had quins
A windmill with quins in, and triplets and twins in
They sang every morning, "How lucky we are
Living in a windmill in Amsterdam, ya!"
Chorus
The daughters got married and so did the sons
The windmill had christ'nin's when no one was list'nin'
They all sang in chorus, "How lucky we am
Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"
Chorus
A mouse lived in a windmill, so snug and so nice
There's nobody there now but a whole lot of mice.
We only now it in Dutch (of coursevokera80e said:
) by Rudy Carrell (better known as Der Rudy, after he moved from Dutch television to German television).
You're talking to me ? (Or about meRichardp said:
)
Why wasn`t the flying Dutchman a plane 
What IS a Dutch Oven i new a joke about Amsterdam and hamster jam but ive forgotten it 
I know it, might get it mixed up though....
Bloke buys a hamster from the petshop, next day its dead. Bloke takes it back to petshop for a refund but the petshop bloke refuses to give a refund but says to the bloke if he makes jam out of the hamster it will be the best jam ever. Bloke goes home and makes some jam out of the dead hamster but its horrble so he chucks it in the garden. Next day there were a whole lot of daffodils in the garden. Bloke goes back to the shop and explains about the daffodils, shopkeeper say hmm, thats odd, I thought you only got tulips from amsterjam
Something like that anyway lol
Bloke buys a hamster from the petshop, next day its dead. Bloke takes it back to petshop for a refund but the petshop bloke refuses to give a refund but says to the bloke if he makes jam out of the hamster it will be the best jam ever. Bloke goes home and makes some jam out of the dead hamster but its horrble so he chucks it in the garden. Next day there were a whole lot of daffodils in the garden. Bloke goes back to the shop and explains about the daffodils, shopkeeper say hmm, thats odd, I thought you only got tulips from amsterjam
Something like that anyway lol
Something you use in a Dutch barn?Nige F said:What IS a Dutch Oven
But seriously: take your pick
1. A large, heavy pot or kettle, usually of cast iron and with a tight lid, used for slow cooking.
2. A metal utensil open on one side and equipped with shelves, placed before an open fire for baking or roasting food.
3. A wall oven in which food is baked by means of preheated brick walls.
WoodYouLike said:Something you use in a Dutch barn?Nige F said:What IS a Dutch Oven
But seriously: take your pick
1. A large, heavy pot or kettle, usually of cast iron and with a tight lid, used for slow cooking.
2. A metal utensil open on one side and equipped with shelves, placed before an open fire for baking or roasting food.
3. A wall oven in which food is baked by means of preheated brick walls.
4. When you and your partner are in bed, one of you breaks wind and holds the other one under the covers.
That is just disgusting, nothing to do with an oven (or with the Dutch for that matter - I hope )
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