Fantastic idea.

[Highway Man]

I didn’t sleep well last night. I was up at 4.30am having a coffee and at work now like a cat on hot bricks. Hope to god I don’t fall asleep when she arrives. I just can’t wait to see my princess.

 

[Koolpc]

I didn’t sleep well last night. I was up at 4.30am having a coffee and at work now like a cat on hot bricks. Hope to god I don’t fall asleep when she arrives. I just can’t wait to see my princess.

Doubt she feels the same. Esp knowing that you may call her 'mod' or 'fanny!'...

Reported to the RSPCA.....

 

[Highway Man]

Just rang my gaffer up to explain my situation

Me: Hi boss, I can’t carry on today as I am meeting my greyhound and I am not feeling the job today.

Boss: I know mate. I have heard from the lads you are seeing it today. As you are our finest and number 1 around here, get yourself off and book the day. Hope it’s everything you want.

Me: Cheers boss. I will make the hours up next week

Boss: Don’t worry mate we need to help guys like you. We are thinking of nominating you for a golden heart award.

 

[pete01]

Just rang my gaffer up to explain my situation

Me: Hi boss, I can’t carry on today as I am meeting my greyhound and I am not feeling the job today.

Boss: I know mate. I have heard from the lads you are seeing it today. As you are our finest and number 1 here, get yourself off and book the day. Hope it’s everything you want.

Me: Cheers boss. I will make the hours up next week

Boss: Don’t worry mate we need to help guys like you. We are thinking of nominating you for a golden heart award.

Kiss asṣ

 

[Koolpc]

What was REALLY discussed;


HM: Hi boss, I can’t carry on today as I am meeting my greyhound who I am thinking of calling fanny and I am not feeling the job today as I am scared she will bite my arsé.

Boss: I know mate. I have heard from the lads you are seeing it today. As you are our most stúpid employee here, get yourself off as you are no use at all with those skinny legs!

HM: Cheers boss. I will make the hours up next week by actually showing up for work for once!

Boss: Don’t worry guys like you need serious help. I will get the shrink to see you. We are thinking of nominating you for an injection and a padded cell.

 

[Highway Man]

Kiss asṣ

I know. They do get carried away

 

[Highway Man]

What was REALLY discussed;


HM: Hi boss, I can’t carry on today as I am meeting my greyhound who I am thinking of calling fanny and I am not feeling the job today as I am scared she will bite my arsé.

Boss: I know mate. I have heard from the lads you are seeing it today. As you are our most stúpid employee here, get yourself off as you are no use at all with those skinny legs!

HM: Cheers boss. I will make the hours up next week by actually showing up for work for once!

Boss: Don’t worry guys like you need serious help. I will get the shrink to see you. We are thinking of nominating you for an injection and a padded cell.

Reported

 

[noseall]

Dogs love people who love feed them.

Corrected that for you.

 

[motorbiking]

Do you have a dog Nosenout or is this another one of your "wisdom" sharing moments?

There are plenty of studies that show a dog's bond with their humans is not about food.

 

[Koolpc]

Do you have dog Nosenout or is this another one of your "wisdom" sharing moments?

There are plenty of studies that show a dogs bond with their humans is not about food.

I agree. It's about friendship, love and realising that dogs are indeed man's best friend. (If you name them correctly!!!)

 

[Ivor Windybottom]

Don't worry.
Dogs love people who love them.

Dogs sense and look after people who are a bit special-school. You'll be fine, Highway Man.

 

[noseall]

Do you have dog Nosenout

Just this one (today).

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• noseall
• Friday at 2:25 PM

There are plenty of studies that show a dogs' bond with their humans is not about food.

 

[Highway Man]

WOW what a day I have had, the rescue centre dropped off my champion racer to introduce her to us, then she said would you like me to leave her with you for a few hours whilst she was dropping off dog food in the area. What an amaziing time we had, we played hide and seek with dog treats in the garden, I took her out on a walk and we had a whale of a time in the house. I was in tears when she left. She is coming to stay for good on Tuesday afternoon. I havent stopped crying.

 

[Highway Man]

I am not just saying this, my hound is such a gorgeous hound with a body like mine. It is just pure muscle and bone, you can see why it was a champion racer. I can't wait to see her run. apparantly she is like lightning and just takes off, looks beautiful and a real athlete. I am so happy with her. She is an Irish hound and is tatooed in both ears.

 

[johnny2007]

Why didn't they leave her with you today???