First Santa story of this year

[WoodYouLike]

Take heart

Anyone elso know of Santa stories (proper ones you mind, this is a family forum)

 

[tim west]

Got up, jumped down a few chimneys, had a few bevvies, slapped the reindeers behind, got home, straight to bed.

THE END

 

[WoodYouLike]

Links to Santa stories, you imp

 

[tim west]

Links to Santa stories, you imp

ooops sorry

 

[Richardp]

When santa was a little boy growing up in Holland he was passing a dy ke on his way to school and noticed a slight leak as the sea trickled in through a small hole, he poked his finger into the hole and so stemmed the flow of water ..................

 

[WoodYouLike]

Where's the leak RichardP, oh sorry, link I mean

 

[Richardp]

Where's the leak RichardP, oh sorry, link I mean

Sounds abit dodgy reading it back but wasnt meant to be.

 

[securespark]

We believe you, thousands wouldn't...

 

[WoodYouLike]

I'm sure I've told this before, but before the TV-movie Hans Brinker and the Silver Skates was broadcasted in The Netherlands, almost no Dutch people had heard of the story about Hans and the dy ke?

 

[Richardp]

I'm sure I've told this before, but before the TV-movie Hans Brinker and the Silver Skates was broadcasted in The Netherlands, almost no Dutch people had heard of the story about Hans and the dy ke?

now you know why I put the space in dy ke

 

[Gary_M]

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[bernardgreen]

How does Santa travel at such high speeds ?

Rudoph and the other rheindeer suffer badly from flatulence and Santa smokes a cigar while travelling.

Rudolph's nose is red from air friction, the other rheindeer have other ends that are red........

 

[WoodYouLike]

Found another 'Santa' story, well, a bit different, but still puts a smile on your face and a smile in your heart.
The check is in the post

BTW, we just send our check to our charity