FLU SEASON

[pred]

FLU SEASON -



To avoid it...
Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.


Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.


Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system.


Walk for at least an hour a day,
go for a swim,

take the stairs instead of the lift, etc.

Wash your hands often.
If you can't, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

Get lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.


Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.


Get plenty of rest.

OR
Take the doctor's approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a flu jab, what do they do first?

They clean your arm with alcohol...

Why?


Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So...

I walk to the pub. (exercise)

I put lime in my vodka...(fruit)

Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)

Drink outdoors on the patio..(fresh air)

Tell jokes and laugh....(eliminate stress)

Then I pass out. (rest)


The way I see it...

If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!
REMEMBER:
'A shot in the glass
is better than one in the ass!'




Live Well -
Laugh Often -
Love Much and have a blessed day!!!!

 

[JBR]

REMEMBER:
'A shot in the glass
is better than one in the ass!'

It's ar$e. How many times?

OK, I accept that the EU have taken our sovereignty, but I'll be damned if the Yanks take over our language.

 

[pred]

J.C.s mum rode into Bethlehem on her ass!

 

[ajstoneservices]

Butt ass still has the same ring.

 

[JBR]

Butt ass still has the same ring.

OK. I take your point.

If you're a northerner, like me, ass rhymes with grass.
But if you're a soppy southerner, ar$e rhymes with grass!

 

[pred]

Butt ass still has the same ring.

This "piece" is getting ridiculass ...

 

[onecog]

This guy caught the flue

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/body-found-derby-business-premises-184958378.html#WWynckv

 

[JBR]

This guy caught the flue

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/body-found-derby-business-premises-184958378.html#WWynckv[/QUOTE]

That rings a bell. Many years ago, when I was a radiographer, my boss told me about how he once had to X-ray a cadaver for forensic reasons. It appears that this stiff was also a suspected 'cat burglar' whose MO was to climb a building then do a Santa down a suitably large chimney. When he got to the bottom he discovered that the fireplace had been bricked up.

The moral: do your homework.

 

[securespark]

He should have taken a rope down with him then he could have climbed back out.