Forward planning to be selfish

[dextrous]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20090724/tod-oukoe-uk-germany-odd-towels-1a5e080.html

Personally, I tend to throw clearly unattended towels into a heap and use the sunbed myself.

 

[noseall]

We chose to hire a villa this year complete with our own pool and eight sun loungers to choose from.

Bliss.

So long as i have a hole up my **** i will never do the "get up early to claim the best spot" routine.

Horrid.

 

[ColJack]

it's a pitty that it seems to be so windy whenever I'm looking for a sunbed..
all those towels blowing off into bushes or into the pool... shame really..

So long as i have a hole up my **** i will never do the "get up early to claim the best spot" routine.

my uncle used to say that.. he's since been diagnosed with rectal cancer, had several feet of his intestine and rectum removed and had his bumhole sewn shut...
he's now got a colostomy bag..