Get your love sausage ready for Valentines Day

[JohnD]

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...o-of-dead-animal-the-ultimate-valentines-gift

 

[JimCrow]

And one for your good self,

 

[durhamplumber]

And one for your good self,

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Is that diy or reach round?

 

[Hairymelon]

Usual garbage from a proper dick

 

[^woody^]

And one for your good self,

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Whose is the hand and whose is the gland?