Great joke!!

[David E]

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.

A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes garage and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

 

[Moz]

LOL @ David E very good lol

 

[williams89]

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.

A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes garage and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

LAUGH !! I Nearly bought a round.

 

[hermes]

Someone just sent me this:

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when
>> >one turns to the other and says, "You know, I
>> >don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after
>> >we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off
>> >before I get to the driveway, I shut off the engine
>> >and coast into the garage, take my shoes off
>> >before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get
>> >undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the
>> >toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing
>> >sounds, ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up
>> >and yells at me for staying out so late!
>> >
>> >His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're
>> >obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into
>> >the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee
>> >hard into the toilet water, then use the full
>> >flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the
>> >bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and
>> >say, "WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's
>> >sound asleep. It Works Every Time!!

 

[swelec]

just read this on another site and it made me titter


'When I howl the whole valley shivers,' said the wolf.
'When I growl the whole jungle trembles,' said the lion.









'When I sneeze the whole world ****s it pants,' said the chicken

 

[toffee]

whoa... I really think it must be time for bed.. ive only had one glass of wine and its like ground hog day....

why is this appearing again?

 

[swelec]

sorry if its a repeat

 

[toffee]

no.. its the whole thing.

 

[Moz]

lol @ swelec teehee

Nighty Night lil sweetie ..

 

[WoodYouLike]

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it
where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and
he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his
wife hadn't awakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.