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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the Shopping Mall right now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options yeah?"
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ..... You remember that house I really really wanted last year? Well its back on the market. They're asking £950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and offer them £900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I really love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouth's agape.....
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the Shopping Mall right now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options yeah?"
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ..... You remember that house I really really wanted last year? Well its back on the market. They're asking £950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and offer them £900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I really love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouth's agape.....
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
