Ha ha, there is no fool like an old fool

[EddieM]

Catherine Zeta Jones is tiny

OMG!!.... if you think CZJ is tiny.....you're gonna need a magnifying glass to see me!.....(shes about 5'7 according to google!)....

Is she hell, she can't have been more than 5'5" very, very tasty though!!

....5'5".....thats still very tall!

How tall are you then? Do you ride big bikes to compensate for your diminutive height (Can you reach the controls )

 

[diane1]

How tall are you then? Do you ride big bikes to compensate for your diminutive height (Can you reach the controls )

im...lets just say......practically perfect ...and of course i cant reach the controls!.....

 

[EddieM]

How tall are you then? Do you ride big bikes to compensate for your diminutive height (Can you reach the controls )

im...lets just say......practically perfect ...and of course i cant reach the controls!.....

You mean just the right height to rest my pint on your head, you're just about starting to sound attractive again.

 

[diane1]

you're just about starting to sound attractive again.

....ah you little charmer you!!.......


.....well the top gun scene seems to have fallen by the wayside! is there another movie scene ud like to try out?.....(and keep it clean!)

 

[EddieM]

you're just about starting to sound attractive again.

....ah you little charmer you!!.......


.....well the top gun scene seems to have fallen by the wayside! is there another movie scene ud like to try out?.....(and keep it clean!)

My mind is reeling, but can't think of anything clean. Was thinking an abridged version of 9 1/2 weeks called 9 1/2 seconds

 

[EddieM]

you're just about starting to sound attractive again.

....ah you little charmer you!!.......


.....well the top gun scene seems to have fallen by the wayside! is there another movie scene ud like to try out?.....(and keep it clean!)

My mind is reeling, but can't think of anything clean. Was thinking an abridged version of 9 1/2 weeks called 9 1/2 seconds

A 1/4 mile drag race between an R1 and a Ninja, i hasten to add.

 

[joe-90]

Diane's that perfect woman. Four foot tall, no teeth and a flat head to rest your pint on.

 

[diane1]

Diane's that perfect woman. Four foot tall, no teeth and a flat head to rest your pint on.

......hmm...you make me sound so attractive!.....alas....iv not got a flat head....have all my own teeth....and am much taller than 4 feet!.....sorry!...

 

[joe-90]

Diane's that perfect woman. Four foot tall, no teeth and a flat head to rest your pint on.

......hmm...you make me sound so attractive!.....alas....iv not got a flat head....have all my own teeth....and am much taller than 4 feet!.....sorry!...

Oh well!. Joe-90's search goes on.

 

[diane1]

Diane's that perfect woman. Four foot tall, no teeth and a flat head to rest your pint on.

......hmm...you make me sound so attractive!.....alas....iv not got a flat head....have all my own teeth....and am much taller than 4 feet!.....sorry!...

Oh well!. Joe-90's search goes on.

i do believe jeanette krankie may fit the bill!
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[EddieM]

Sod Joe-90 how about an R1 Ninja shoot out!!

 

[joe-90]

I remember those Ninja turtles. Didn't realise you were young enough to have an outfit. Bet you look real dashing in that get up. Any chance of a piccy?

 

[EddieM]

They became Hero turtles, as the yanks had no idea what a Ninja was....

 

[corgiman]

no the reason that the ninja was dropped from the title was that the distrubutors felt that the word ninja gave the impression of gratuitous violence

 

[EddieM]

That was a beautiful thing, YOU know what I mean