Happy Birthday To Me....

[noseall]

He had a good Shít.

Not really. For all the pain, cramps, drama and gas, the end result is quite disappointing. Half a small cupful of tarry dark brown frothy lava like mess. Every 45mins for days (and nights).

 

[noseall]

Had some vivid hallucinogenic type dreams though.

 

[Bod ...]

When travelling India the conversion of having the shîts was common... I'd be talking to a striking blonde Swed about sh¹t with the hope she might fancy a shag later. My recollection was it never happened in that way.

 

[securespark]

Charlie Dimmock

Yeah, found that out recently!

 

[securespark]

Talking of fluid, I have not got the trots and I have drunk 10 pints of water today and am only just starting to see my pee go lighter in colour.

Off to bed now!

 

[securespark]

How many sparks on the birthday cake ?

56.....

Happy birthday SS. Hope you have had a good one.

Yes, thanks. Bit of a lazy day, paid some money into the bank, bought a paper and went out for a curry, no poos shot out of my ani.

Bonne nuit tout le monde!

 

[noseall]

56 for me too (yep still pooing)

 

[Mottie]

Went to the bog in the night and every 45 mins or so since - night and day.

Blimey, your arsehole must look like the Japanese flag!

 

[gas112]

Went to bed last Friday evening shivering and that was the start (fever). Went to the bog in the night and every 45 mins or so since - night and day.

Makes a change your usually full of shyte

 

[noseall]

Blimey, your arsehole must look like the Japanese flag!

Imagine a blood orange.