I have. Have you?
Were you fired from your job?I butted somebody once and knocked him clean out on the floor, sh*t myself as I drove off thinking I might have killed him.
Went straight to the cop shop and reported it and got my story in first.

A bloke I shared a rented house with; who did a runner with the automated indoor putting machine which was a gift from my mother. B****rd.Who've you smacked ?

Who've you smacked ?
Only one - I need the other to cover my beautiful face whilst the other is more of a flapping motionDo you punch with both hands?