Having a Colonoscopy is bad enough but...

[Blasphemous]

http://www.toilette-humor.com/male_humor/sigmoidoscopy_exam/index.shtml


You'll never find, as long as you live
Someone who loves you tender like I do

 

[Trazor]

Or......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHKTE75dgE4

 

[ColJack]

hey, a sigmoidoscopy is no joking matter, I've had one..

it was a woman doctor too...
you get to watch the camera on the tv in front of you...

I said to her "wow, that fish eye lense makes my bum look big" as she approached the target, she said "it's not a fish eye lense.. your bum really is that big.. "

 

[Richard C]

I’ve also had one of these wonderful procedures with 2 femail nurses & doctor; I can tell you it really ain’t nice & is not something I would envy anyone, even with the jokes they crack while they are doing it . It’s one of the most uncomfortable & embarrassing things I’ve ever had to suffer & I have a high pain threshold & don’t embarrass easily. I also had to take a chisel to the residue stuck firmly in the bottom of our loo the following day; I tell you it sets like concrete; worse than your plasterer washing his spot board off down the loo.

A huge relief when you’re given the all clear though!

 

[Blasphemous]

I too had one of these a few years ago. Great Fun!

BUT... as Richard says...

A huge relief when you’re given the all clear though!

 

[ColJack]

A huge relief when you’re given the all clear though!

yup, I concur on that one....

define "sets in the bottom of the bowl"?.. what sets...? I was clean as a whistle after that damn drink they send you to drink the day before, and that nasty foaming stuff you have to squirt up your bum.... I tell you it was like the Mr Muscle foaming drain unblocker advert...

the barium enema a few weeks later was nasty though.. that stuff sits like cement in the bottom of the pan.. took 4 flushes to get rid of it all.. it's like very fine white sand..

 

[Blasphemous]

[that damn drink they send you to drink the day before, and that nasty foaming stuff you have to squirt up your bum.... I tell you it was like the Mr Muscle foaming drain unblocker advert...

And the Endoscope is like DynaRod!

 

[Richard C]

define "sets in the bottom of the bowl"?.. what sets...? -------------------------
the barium enema a few weeks later was nasty though.. that stuff sits like cement in the bottom of the pan.. took 4 flushes to get rid of it all.. it's like very fine white sand..

That’s the little beauty, I had both in the same session; camera can’t get high enough so they filled me with radio active cement & X rayed me! Interesting apparatus; a 6 inch tube with a plastic sleeve gaffa taped to my arse & another 2ft of so tube with a funnel on the end; one nurse holding it high in the air, other nurse pouring what seemed like a litre of gunk into the funnel; brings a whole new meaning to maintaining a positive head!

 

[Blasphemous]

You know when you wish you'd never started a thread?

 

[kevplumb]

shurrup ive just wet mesen laughing

 

[Blasphemous]

shurrup ive just wet mesen laughing

Wetting yourself eh? Think you might need a camera up there to check you're ok.

 

[WDIK]

got another on monday, and no they arnt awfull.

ive lost count of the number

 

[Blasphemous]

You like hospital food WDIK or just collect photo's of your insides?

Joking aside, hope all goes well and all ok mate.

 

[ColJack]

if there's no picture on the monitor, then that aint the colonoscope...

likewise, watch for both hands on your shoulder during a "prostate exam"...

 

[Richard C]

likewise, watch for both hands on your shoulder during a "prostate exam"...

& I thought he was just reassuring me