I have discovered it is hilariously funny to substitute the word "ar*e" for the word "heart" in any song. It is best to listen to the whole song too. So submit your examples please. Here are a couple to get you started:
Michael Bolton 'Can I Touch You There': "Can I touch your heart, the way you're touching mine, can I touch you there, touch you deep within?"
Elton John and Kiki Dee 'Don't Go Breaking My Heart': "Don't go breaking my heart, I couldn't if I tried, Honey if I get restless, Baby you're not that kind, Don't go breaking my heart, You take the weight off me, Honey when you knocked on my door".
Michael Bolton 'Can I Touch You There': "Can I touch your heart, the way you're touching mine, can I touch you there, touch you deep within?"
Elton John and Kiki Dee 'Don't Go Breaking My Heart': "Don't go breaking my heart, I couldn't if I tried, Honey if I get restless, Baby you're not that kind, Don't go breaking my heart, You take the weight off me, Honey when you knocked on my door".