Hollow Giraffes

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Lincsbodger

Ive just had an interesting discussion i thought id share with you all.

It all started with the question 'are there any mammals that cant jump?'

It turns out there plenty, and theres a good reason. Elephants and Hippos cant jump, and neither can alligators and Tortoises, all for different reasons, but its the first ones that we talked about.

If you scale an animal up by doubling its linear dimensions, eg making everything twice as big, you scale up the mass of the animal by a cube law, but you only increase the cross section of the load bearing parts (ie the bones) by a square law, and by definition you only double the power of the muscle. So you can see theres an upper limit, since the mass rapidly outstrips the ability of the muscle and bone to transport it and support it. So elephants and hippos cant jump. If they did, they would break there legs. If you go the other way, very small mammals and rodent can stand being dropped from large heights - apparently you can drop a mouse such it reaches terminal velocity, and when it hits the ground it will bounce and walk away unharmed.

The same lesson was also was learned by man when building . In the early 1920's the highest you could build was about 10 storeys, because all building were made of bricks, and the higher you went, the thicker the ground floor walls had to be to support the weight above. At ten storeys, the walls at the bottom need to be about 4 feet thick, and putting doors and windows in a 4 foot wall is problematic. The way round the problem, as we all now know, is to build with a steel girder superstructure, that will get you up to about 50 storeys. After that, you have to start building in addition to a girder superstructure, a geodesic shell, ie a triangulated shell to help support it all.

Even higher and you get problems with the building swaying in the wind. The way round that one is to have big weights hanging down the middle of the buildings, this gives the building inertial mass, lowering the resonate frequency and helping it stay still even in earthquakes.

Giraffes are very high. We wondered how high you could grow a giraffe, but realised there probably already at the maximum height limited by there legs and neck. Obviously, we concluded, the solution is to breed hollow giraffes with internal anti-sway weights, and a geodesic shell like a tortoise...........wonder why nature hasnt thought of that one yet?





Thus are the conversations i have with my 20-something son...............
 
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there's also the problem of static pressure to overcome.. the higher you put the brian above the heart, the bigger the pump has to be..
 
there's also the problem of static pressure to overcome.. the higher you put the brian above the heart, the bigger the pump has to be..

Ah, so you need to relocate the brain somewhere near the heart then, in the middle ? You might then get a problem with the delay of the signals from the eyes and ears.

'Reality' is a weird concept, because what you and I experience as ' here now' is in fact about 200 mS behind., that the tie taken for reality to register on our senses, be processed by the brain, and our internal consciousness model of the world to modify our behavior as appropriate. If you started introducing significant delay in the brains world model management, you get a slow witted giraffe that cant react quick enough to predators. So maybe leave the brain where there is and have multiple hearts
 
The acacia tree would have to grow as well for it to feed and what about bending down to drink,blooming long way down for it now!
 
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How come dinosaurs were so big and ruled for 140 million years? We've only managed 7 million so far.
 
Ive thought of another snag. The brain would then be too far from the leg muscles, so when the brain went '****, run, tiger' there woudl be a significant delay before the legs operated and you got moving. Furthermore, you would be running in a straight line and see a tree and think 'TURN LEFT' and it would be a second or two before the legs responded, and you'd run into the tree.

You would need multiple brains as well. to circumvent this.
 
The acacia tree would have to grow as well for it to feed and what about bending down to drink,blooming long way down for it now!

so youd need a very long tongue as well...........
 
I recently found out that a barnacles pen15 is 20 times its body length, made me feel quite inadequate. :LOL:
 
Well it appears there are some humans who can talk through their a*&e! :LOL: :LOL:
 
. Obviously, we concluded, the solution is to breed hollow giraffes with internal anti-sway weights, and a geodesic shell like a tortoise...........wonder why nature hasnt thought of that one yet?

But wouldn't this only work if the animal were to keep its neck vertical at all times? As soon as it leaned to eat or drink the weight system would fail and the giraffe would well flop.
No much better to have some form of internal wire tension system.
 
That's amazing Lincsbodger all that thought going into your hypothesis and you can't remember the age of your son :LOL:
 
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