HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS POACHING

[BOB D.O.L.E]

iVE bEEN CAMPING and decided to go for a bit of fishing late at night in this river close to the camp site, anyway i was there for about 2 hours without a bit, next thing these blokes with a dog sniffing all around came to me and informed me i was in a private river which is for salmon fishing and i would be reported for poaching.

This is rubbish i thought afterwards i could not even poach an egg never mind salmon will i go to jail whats the sentances for this type of crime and is it a criminal offence.

 

[clf-gas]

Your going to be put in the stocks and humiliated in the town centre.
Shame really, as you where unsuccessful in poaching a salmon

 

[WDIK]

bob i take you have fished before?

so therefore you know you need the minimum of a rod licence and going camping doesnt give you permission to fish the river.

you could get serious grief

 

[gremlin16]

If you co operated and gave them your real name, get your wallet out.
About £ 170.00 might be cover it.

That is if they were EA bailiffs

 

[BOB D.O.L.E]

bob i take you have fished before?

so therefore you know you need the minimum of a rod licence and going camping doesnt give you permission to fish the river.

you could get serious grief

ok i did know but all i wanted was one for the BBQ and there where no signs it was dark and i only had one rod your honner.

well looks like i will be a breaking rocks shortly and all because of one soddin goldfish.

 

[noseall]

well looks like i will be a breaking rocks shortly and all because of one soddin goldfish.

aaah, now for goldfish you need to go late night hedge hopping around Streetly or Sutton Coldfield, armed with a landing net.

it won't be long before you come across an 'urban pond' full of juicy koi goldfish.

dunno what they taste like though.

 

[WDIK]

guilty as charged then Mr Greengrass

 

[anobium]

Bad news Bob ,this guy got 15 months, that was in this country, god knows what the sentence is in Cuba


http://www.bailii.org/cgi-bin/markup.cgi...

 

[Soggy_weetabix]

Hi BOB,

You should fish with me, as I had a 37lb common last night. Would have fed you for 6 months. But, it had to go back (much to the polish anglers horror) and ill be in the anglers mail a week Wednesday!


Had shoulders like Iron Mike!

All for the price of a few cashew nuts!