How fast can you pee?

[Diver Fred]

As an aside - it is really important to note and see your doctor if your Urine smells differently or strongly - that is a sign of a bladder infection frequently caused in the older generations by not drinking enough or as much as previous due to urination problems. A bladder infection will cause personality changes - usually seen as far more aggression in behaviour - particularly to those closest in the family.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

I didn't see the problem when my doctor offered me a digital examination. All sounded very modern and high tech.

 

[securespark]

Strangely, I can drink pints of bitter, without getting the desperate urge to 'go', but take a sip of fresh orange....

Citrus juices can irritate the bladder.

 

[Munroast]

well over 60 and can still p1ss over a 5 bar gate

and have had that much beer the night could probably manage a 6 bar (if there was such a thing)

but just done a test, and worryingly I can't pish my height - I'm sure I used to be able to!

may be chin height

 

[big-all]

Almost 60 here (2 months time) and i have issues at times peeing. Had the dreaded finger a few months ago etc, all ok.

its far better not to introduce any negativity at all with fingers up the bum feeling for an enlarge prostate --- if you discourage even a few people from taking a " bit off embarrassment"from a test stopping or delaying the test they may have a more negative outcome

about 2 years ago i had a haemoglobin level off 46 and one off the tests to find the blood leak was the fingers ---now it was unannounced but as my annal sphincter is tight and he had to push hard my automatic reaction was " ooo it shows i am not into bum fun " --laghter in A&E is an unusual but welcoming happening

 

[Mottie]

"digital examination".

AKA 'DRE' - Digital Rectal Examination. When I first heard of that, it made me think of Eminems mate, the American rapper, Dr Dre. He should be renamed Dr finger up the bum.

 

[Koolpc]

its far better not to introduce any negativity at all with fingers up the bum feeling for an enlarge prostate --- if you discourage even a few people from taking a " bit off embarrassment"from a test stopping or delaying the test they may have a more negative outcome

about 2 years ago i had a haemoglobin level off 46 and one off the tests to find the blood leak was the fingers ---now it was unannounced but as my annal sphincter is tight and he had to push hard my automatic reaction was " ooo it shows i am not into bum fun " --laghter in A&E is an unusual but welcoming happening

Woof!

 

[ic1927]

6 am every morning I pee like a race horse. Trouble is I don't wake up till 6.45.

 

[ic1927]

Two years ago the doc gave me the finger up the bum thing, I'd only gone to see him about a nose bleed.

 

[gas112]

He said if you could take your trousers and pants off
where should i put them .
Over there beside mine

 

[Koolpc]

Two years ago the doc gave me the finger up the bum thing, I'd only gone to see him about a nose bleed.

Obviously he liked you!!!

 

[ReganAndCarter]

6 am every morning I pee like a race horse. Trouble is I don't wake up till 6.45.

Sounds like Young Ones when the tv detecetor man called. Vivian eat the tv, insisting to the inspector that it was actually a toaster. Inspector said he would wait till morning to see what came out the other end. At this, Neil started panicking. "Don't worry Neil, I always take a **** before I get up in the morning".

 

[ReganAndCarter]

Obviously he liked you!!!

Maybe he was just looking up an old friend.

 

[gas112]

only time i struggle with peeing is holding it in while reading posts from notch /carmen /Denso and the like its hard not to pish yourself laughing at them

 

[Mottie]

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