how to advertise your car

[b21playa]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/DUEL-FUEL-LPG...286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66:2|65:10|39:1|240:1308

Some will do anything

 

[gremlin16]

If the girl comes with the car i'll put a bid in

 

[tim west]

Reasonably priced if the lady comes with it

 

[b21playa]

Reasonably priced if the lady comes with it

Me 2.

Plenty of space in the back as well

 

[Blasphemous]

She looks a bit like Billy Piper, not my cup of tea! I'm a Fussy Git you know!

 

[Stivino]

It's not my cup of tea either, I like mine to have the big wrap around bumpers

 

[b21playa]

couple of drinks and she can be whoever you like

 

[clf-gas]

Back end looks tidy

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....ndexURL=2&photoDisplayType=2#ebayphotohosting

 

[^woody^]

C'mon!

Car? I saw no car

I think I will ask a few questions

How many miles has she done?
Is she noisy when flat out?
Does she smoke after a good run?
Is she better on a long haul or does she like a quick sprint?
Does she swallow the juice or is she economical with it?
Does she prefer the rough bumpy ride or the smooth one?
Can you get much in the back?
How does she handle in the wet?
How many knobs are/have been inside?
Can she accommodate one adult in the front and two in the back?
What does the gas smell like?
Does it skid easily?

 

[Shytalkz]

Teehee, you naughty boy

 

[gregers]

im going to post one of them questions woody,it would be VERY RUDE not too

ive just asked how she handles when wet,and what history comes with her.

 

[Bilioustrumpstaine]

What interval would the current owner recommend between services i wonder.

 

[Deluks]

I wonder if it's his wife or daughter that he's pimping?

 

[rocks1]

dont matter which one i would not send her home in the morning frost

 

[dave.m]

I have spoken to the vendor and he admits to 'doctoring' the snaps with a picture editing program.


This is really what the lady looks like.

Still interested? ? ? ? ?