how to keep your car from being stolen.

[ohmygodwhathaveyoudone]

if you don't want your car to be stolen all you have to do is smash the windows,scratch all the paint work & remove the stereo with a big screw driver,that way anyone looking to nick your car will not bother as it will look like a pile of s**t.
but the best thing is that they won't know that you will get autoglass to repair the smashed windows,get a complete respray from a local bodyshop & get halfords to sort out the stereo.
what a brilliant idea
can't think of any downsides yet to my super plan.

 

[IanDB]

can't think of any downsides yet to my super plan

Somebody might set fire to it thinking it's been dumped.

 

[ohmygodwhathaveyoudone]

just need a fire exstinquisher handy

 

[pipme]

Bit expensive .. every time you need to drive somewhere .. better to keep a long nosed, long tailed terrier inside ....
Commonly known as an alligator.

I wonder how a stuffed cobra with motor driven tongue would go down .. coiled on the front seat head resting on coils ?

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[2scoops0406]

Drive a skoda

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Waiting !
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[pipme]

Not biting 2day !!

 

[2scoops0406]

Indeed, he casts the bait but no takers! disappointing

 

[nad]

.... or voltage-loaded system -- whoever touches your precious car will get a shock.

[small]someone tried it here in UK and went to court I think so not exactly a good plan, I guess![/small]

 

[mildmanneredjanitor]

An alternative suggestion... Click me!

 

[Porker]

Stop messing about and do the job properly....

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812/11/flame.thrower.car/

 

[pipme]

Get a cat ... let it pee in the corners of the car interior ... Be lucky to give the thing away !!

 

[ohmygodwhathaveyoudone]

Stop messing about and do the job properly....

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812/11/flame.thrower.car/

why not have a loaf of bread handy so you can have toast when attacked

 

[pipme]

More like a 'spit' ... roast car thief !!