How's your luck with Premium Bonds?

[conny]

Mottie? Mottie???

MOTTIEEEEEEE!

H'mmm.

 

[crystal ball]

Mottie? Mottie???

MOTTIEEEEEEE!

H'mmm.

I was first, get to the back of the queue, Mottie my best mate

 

[conny]

I was first, get to the back of the queue, Mottie my best mate

Mottie and I are on first name terms and I don't live too far away.

 

[crystal ball]

Mottie and I are on first name terms and I don't live too far away.

I left some kendal Mint cake for Steven at our secret spot on my visit a couple of weeks ago

 

[conny]

I left some kendal Mint cake for Steven at our secret spot on my visit a couple of weeks ago

So you are still at the Steven stage?

We are now at the Ste & Tel stage. Sorry chum.

 

[Mottie]

Calm down, the draw's not until tomorrow!

 

[crystal ball]

Million draw has been announced, do you need anything, wine, beer, massage

 

[Mottie]

Stand down lads - £25 each for me and Mrs Mottie this month. I'll still have that massage cb if it's still going......

 

[crystal ball]

Stand down lads - £25 each for me and Mrs Mottie this month. I'll still have that massage cb if it's still going......

No problem I will dig out my rigger gloves & swarfega

 

[crystal ball]

£50

 

[trazor]

£125 for the wife...........nowt for me again..........

 

[ReganAndCarter]

£25

 

[motorbiking]

You could go and see a financial advisor. Better still, take advice from some bloke you don't know on a DIY forum who has appointed himself a financial expert.

You'd probably get better advice. All financial advisors ever told me is how much fees they'd get. At least with Premium bonds, its one less thing to put on the tax return.

 

[Mottie]

£50 for Mrs Mottie, £75 for me. Not made me feel any better - it's 4.15am and I can't sleep because of an effing crunching/clicking shoulder pain that just won't go away. Pain killer taken before bedtime usually wears off around this time. Been giving me jip for over a month so far.

 

[crystal ball]

I use this on my dodgy shoulder though its more a muscular pain https://www.amazon.co.uk/Fisiocrem-Solugel-massage-shoulders-Arnica/dp/B00C1W13GU?th=1