Ihave built a device to see through walls

[mark vincent]

I have called it a window.

 

[ladylola]

Does it have any other applications?

 

[Monkeh]

It allows natural light to enter, and heat to leave.

It also allows any tosser with a brick entry to your home.

 

[StephenW]

I have called it a window.

I think Bill Gates may have registered that name - you might have to think again.

 

[LooPrEvil]

I have called it a window.

All you need is for somebody to now invent glass. It will stop the draught getting in through your window

 

[joinerjohn]

I invented a fruit and called it an Apple. All was well till Steve Jobs sued me for every last penny I had. He reckoned I'd infringed his copyright.
After this I re-named it an Orange, but some phone company threatened to sue me, so I changed it yet again and called it a Pineapple. I couldn't believe it when some Dance Studio sent me a letter saying they had registered the name. I thought of many names for this fruit,, Blackberry, Mulberry Strawberry etc, It was sending me Bananas. The fruit went rotten on the shelf waiting for a name so I gave up.

 

[MisterG]

I have called it a window.

When I read the topic, my first thought was wrecking ball!

 

[Paul_C]

I invented a fruit and called it an Apple. {.....}

There was that time that Zilog tried to trademark the letter "Z." Fortunately, they didn't succeed!

 

[Nige F]

I have called it a window.

Yer buy one - I SAY YER BUY ONE + GET ONE FREE

 

[joinerjohn]

I have called it a window.

Yer buy one - I SAY YER BUY ONE + GET ONE FREE

Ahh BOGOF

 

[gregers]

rock on tommy.