Intelligence test!

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This is a test for Intelligent People. Do you qualify?


The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you if you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?





The correct answer is:

Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tested whether you tend to do simple things
In an overly complicated way.





2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?




Did you say, Open the refrigerator,
Put in the elephant,
And close the
Refrigerator?

Wrong Answer!







Correct Answer:

Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,
Put in the elephant and close the door.
This tested your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.





3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend....except one.
Which animal does not attend?




















The correct answer is


Robert Mugabe !


Well one hopes it is but it might have been the elephant as he was still shut in the fridge!
 
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Tony you're a bad man and im sure you're destined to tell further bad jokes :rolleyes:
 
Any joke against Mugabe must be a good joke!


But if you must have a bad joke:-



Three Plumbers are sitting on a bench in Bath. ( The west Country )

1st Plumber says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner.'

2nd Plumber says: 'Why is that stupid?'

1st Plumber says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'

2nd Plumber says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin ' machines!'

1st Plumber says: 'Why is that so stupid?'

2nd Plumber says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'

3rd Plumber says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.'

1st and 2nd Plumbers say together: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'

3rd Plumbers says: 'She ain't got no dick' !!!
 
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