Maybe "Almost world wide web,but not quite", was too much of a mouthful. http:awwwbnq//.....a whole four extra letters to type, doesn't really work for me.
I may revolutionise the internet. I'll be onto Bill Gates in the morning when he delivers me paper and try and sell him the idea. If it's successful you'll be able to find me at http:awwwbnq//solohashisheadinabarreloffoster's.co.uk