Ive just discovered something...

[TeMac]

...hey guys...theres a little hole at the front of your steam iron ok. If you pour a little water in there you can iron your shirts quicker. Fantastic.

 

[tim west]

What's an iron?

 

[gremlin16]

whats a steam iron

 

[TeMac]

...ahhh...modern man me...with the times.

 

[heatingman]

I'll ask the wife, she knows what an iron is.

 

[Norcon]

Have you thought about getting a wife to do the ironing ?.
And you can sit with your feet up supping a tin of lager watching the footy.

 

[TeMac]

I dont want to own a wife anymore...just hire them out

 

[tim west]

Have you thought about getting a wife to do the ironing ?.

You end up having to feed them, thats no good

 

[libby lou lou]

...hey guys...theres a little hole at the front of your steam iron ok. If you pour a little water in there you can iron your shirts quicker. Fantastic.

Wait till i see her, she makes my brew with that,must be the left over water, told me it was a new shaped kettle

 

[Softus]

What's a shirt?

 

[libby lou lou]

What's a shirt?

Was going down that road, only water left now, for the moment

 

[gremlin16]

I'll ask the wife, she knows what an iron is.

And blo*0dy duck when it comes flying your way

 

[Softus]

What's a road?

 

[hermes]

Are you being ironic?

 

[Norcon]

I dont want to own a wife anymore...just hire them out

That could be the way to go...
http://wife4hireonline.com/