Joke...................

[EFCLee1]

Hear the one about the amateur metal-detector bloke who wore steel toe-capped boots?

He was just finding his feet.

 

[jonnyfishing]

CARDIOLOGIST FUNERAL


This would be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral....A very
prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the
hospital he worked for most of his life........

A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the
eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then
closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, 'I'm so sorry... I was just thinking of my own
funeral...I'm a gynaecologist!'

The priest fainted !