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daneski88
So today we had the annual treat of the kirby vacuum man coming to do the annual service (as part of the service contract). I told him that I'd only allow him in if he promised to not try to sell me the new model (yet again).
He proceeded to start faffing around before attempting to get onto his sales pitch. I stopped him mid-flow and told him to ferk off and never darken my doorstep again. He had the cheek to get uppity with me. FFS, all he had to do was come in, strip the thing down, clean it and change the bushes and then go. Is it really too difficult for these turnips to understand that we don't want all the twaddle that goes with it, and which we expressly forbid them to do?
So, when I get back from holidaying in a few weeks time, guess what's going on ebay?
He proceeded to start faffing around before attempting to get onto his sales pitch. I stopped him mid-flow and told him to ferk off and never darken my doorstep again. He had the cheek to get uppity with me. FFS, all he had to do was come in, strip the thing down, clean it and change the bushes and then go. Is it really too difficult for these turnips to understand that we don't want all the twaddle that goes with it, and which we expressly forbid them to do?
So, when I get back from holidaying in a few weeks time, guess what's going on ebay?