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Last magic Bean

He probably lets the blighter's out then whinges when a Peregrine takes his prize bird.
 
The cats bury their poo in his winter pansies

Nonsense.
The amount of times I've heard people like you excuse their behaviour by using this myth as some kind of defence.

They do not all bury their crap, lets get that one right for starters.
 
It's all on my b*stard lawn that's why.
I wonder what it is about you that seems to attract feline dung :mrgreen:

Nope, there are millions of tortured souls like me out there.

Decades of shoveling. It beggars belief.
The occasional bit of anecdotal evidence doesn't imply "millions". I suspect that there are a tiny number of individuals such as yourself who act as cat excretia attractors. The question is why you? What is it about you? Is is because "opposites attract" or more along the lines of "two of a kind" :wink: :lol:
 
Put it this way Dex.

If two cat owners were up in court in my hypothetical world, and I was the judge....

One of the owners being you, and the other being some simpleton.

I'd let the simpleton off with a mere fifty lashes and confiscation of his cat. Purely on the basis that he didn't fully understand the crime.

YOU on the other hand......Premeditated. Infact laughter as you let your cat out the back door.

Suffice to say I wouldn't fancy your chances. :lol: :lol:
 
Why the f*ck should I have to pay one single penny on plants or products for my property, to combat what amounts to some else's selfish irresponsible behaviour.???? It beggars belief.

I've spent hundreds as you know, but I've got a novel idea, why don't the cat owners pay for the plants/products for their long suffering neighbours????

That would take the smug irresponsible smile off their faces. :lol: :lol:
 
Why the f*ck should I have to pay one single penny on plants or products for my property, to combat what amounts to some else's selfish irresponsible behaviour.???? It beggars belief.
By the same token, why aren;t you complaining about having to spend a fortune on door and window locks and theft insurance, non of which would be necessary if there weren't and crooks and cat burglars round (hope you liked that little touch)

I've spent hundreds as you know, but I've got a novel idea, why don't the cat owners pay for the plants/products for their long suffering neighbours????
Right, next year I'll grow some plants from seed and send them to you.

That would take the smug irresponsible smile off their faces. :lol: :lol:
a purrrfect solution. Anyway, must let my cat out as he's getting ready for a big dump somewhere.
 
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