Strangely, the only person I have ever argued with on this subject, that have ever held their hands up and admitted their selfishness....is you (if its really you). I respected your honesty. Does it make you any less selfish????? ....NO.
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Strangely, the only person I have ever argued with on this subject, that have ever held their hands up and admitted their selfishness....is you (if its really you). I respected your honesty. Does it make you any less selfish????? ....NO.
I love my cat as you well know Lamby.Strangely, the only person I have ever argued with on this subject, that have ever held their hands up and admitted their selfishness....is you (if its really you). I respected your honesty. Does it make you any less selfish????? ....NO.
I love my cat as you well know Lamby. You know who I am - before I took a break and closed my last name down, I pm'd you my email beginning pc... Can;t think how else to convince you
Just sent you a PM.
Anyway, back to topic, Legislation and appropriate punishment for the selfish irresponsible owners. What's wrong with that????
I personally would never shoot a cat with an air rifle BTW. (bazooka maybe)
Next you'll be telling me that I'm selfish for letting my budgie out for a fly around the neighbourhood.
Anyway, when's the last time you've walked along a pavement and trod in cat pooh? Precisely! It's dogs you need to get sorted. Nasty smelly violent thing, slobbering and poohing all over the place. And that's just their owners
Anyway, when's the last time you've walked along a pavement and trod in cat pooh? Precisely! It's dogs you need to get sorted. Nasty smelly violent thing, slobbering and poohing all over the place. And that's just their owners
Really the reason that Egyptians loved the cats was because they lived in a big cat litter tray.
The sand was marvellous
The cats killed the vermin
Then buried their poo
which was eaten by dung beetles
everybody happy
The reason that LMB doesn't like cats is
only he is allowed to kill vermin (subject to the return of the death penalty)
The cats bury their poo in his winter pansies
The absence of dung beetles instead means lots of flies.
The sand was marvellous
The cats killed the vermin
Then buried their poo
which was eaten by dung beetles
everybody happy
The reason that LMB doesn't like cats is
only he is allowed to kill vermin (subject to the return of the death penalty)
The cats bury their poo in his winter pansies
The absence of dung beetles instead means lots of flies.
So, the solution is to have a load of dung beetles in your garden. Then everyone's happy! Hoorah.
In fact, we could save a load of water by doing our "business" in the garden instead of loos, and let the beetles strut their stuff and do their business. Dragon's den, here I come.
In fact, we could save a load of water by doing our "business" in the garden instead of loos, and let the beetles strut their stuff and do their business. Dragon's den, here I come.
That's one solution. Another solution is not to let anyone who dislikes cats out of the house.
You don't seem quite "at one" with nature.
Hey, let me tell you a story.
I know a pigeon fancier who does handyman work round here. You think I don't like cats, wait until you speak to somebody who keeps pigeons.
Well, you know all those newspaper articles about a cat that got taken on holiday by accident and somehow found its way home from 50 miles away?
They are myths.
So the moral of the story, keep yer cat indoors.
I know a pigeon fancier who does handyman work round here. You think I don't like cats, wait until you speak to somebody who keeps pigeons.
Well, you know all those newspaper articles about a cat that got taken on holiday by accident and somehow found its way home from 50 miles away?
They are myths.
So the moral of the story, keep yer cat indoors.
Not the most joined up of stories. Nor indeed one which had a moral.
Anyway, this pigeon fancier - does he keep his pigeons locked up all the time? Or when he lets them out, is he responsible for their pooh?
Anyway, this pigeon fancier - does he keep his pigeons locked up all the time? Or when he lets them out, is he responsible for their pooh?
