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[joinerjohn]

The government are worried that men's willy's are getting smaller!
To find out the extent of the problem, they have asked all men with a willy smaller than 3 inches to put a white flag with a red cross on their cars.

 

[LastMagicBean]

How many flags have you got on the car then john......??????????????

 

[joinerjohn]

I have no flags on my car whatsoever LMB.

Although I do carry one in the boot, just in case I ever have to dive into freezing cold water to save someone.

 

[HOGGY952]

Just posted this joke as well titled pe**s survey you just beat me to it sorry for the double post.