Let's call a spade a manual earth-moving implement

Thanks for that, good to be kept in the loop with the new sayings going on within the industry.

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Dont you just hate (or love!) stupid arsed writing such as this!

I recall an estate agent referring to a bungalow as 'an opportunity to sample single floor living' or something similar in their sales patter..I emailed them to tell them they were noobs!

If people are gonna insist on using such flowery language they should save themselves until they come up with something genius such as the bridalwear shop called Aisle Altar Hymn.. Or the kebab shop; Halal is it meat you're looking for...!
 
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Well a customer asked me for a non electric doorbell

He wanted a battery one!
 

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