Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwy llllantysiliogogoch

[Johnmelad502]

On a beautiful summer's day, two English tourists were driving through Wales.


At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the waitress 'Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us????!!!

Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?!!!!!!!!
















The girl leaned over and said, 'Burrr … gurrr … king'!

 

[^woody^]

I wanted this famous welsh town tattooed on my manhood to impress the girlies.

However, I had to settle for Rhyl

 

[Johnmelad502]

I wanted this famous welsh town tattooed on my manhood to impress the girlies.

However, I had to settle for Rhyl

Quality, not quantity

 

[paulc7617]

Just had my wife read it out for me........... tis a mouthful even for a Welsh speaker!! nos da!

 

[tim west]

Bet you cant say Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch whilst sucking on a gobstopper

 

[conny]

I can suck on a gobstopper though!

 

[tim west]

it would have to be whilst standing in wales though

 

[Johnmelad502]

Bet you cant say Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch whilst sucking on a gobstopper

can't pronounce it with an empty gob...

 

[conny]

whilst standing in wales

You stand ON wales, [whales]!

You stand IN Wales!

Grammar Mr Tim, grammar!

 

[tim west]

I did say wales what are you Blubbering on about(notice the clever use of a part of a whale in the sentence)

 

[conny]

I am attempting to 'blow holes' in your statement because you spelt Wales with a small w.
Another clever use of a part of a whale.

 

[tim west]

Ah i see what you are saying now, feel such a plankton (included whale food )

 

[conny]

Makes you feel like a small fish in a big pond.

 

[tim west]

Well i suppose we've exhausted all the whale jokes by now so i'll just say whalemeat again dont know where dont know when.......

 

[conny]

Have you fin-ished?

Or is there more to this tail?