Paddy hates his wife's cat so much he drives to the next town and dumps it. When he gets home its there lay in front of the fire. Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it. When he gets home, its there again. So the next day he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it. Six hours later he rings his wife and ask's "is the cat home?" "yes why?" ask's his wife "put him on " he says "i'm f*cking lost" 
