Mathematical viewpoint.............

Gary_M

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K -N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L -S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S -I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+ 9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top

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LMAO Gary, how true

nice one Gary
I actually printed that off and stuck it on the bulletin board in work ......and ran away!

As im afraid HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE cost me my last job

and BULLS**T AND A*SS KISSING is going to keep me in this one!

your post is oh so true

Gary, you're just 64%, where as I'm 104%, which goes to show that as a gasman I can more than bulls*it with the best

bet many Real life David Brents wont like these p*ss takes ..lol

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